Wiggins to Ferrari?

Following his win in the cycling time trial today, Bradley Wiggins has joined the list of people to replace the ailing Felipe Massa at Ferrari. The 32 year old became the first British man to win the Very Long Bike Ride, or the Tour De Bicyclists as its more commonly known, earlier this year, fending off stiff competition from the Dutch, who being Dutch would have been high as kites for the majority of the ride.

Ferrari boss Stefano Domicalli fuelled the fire by saying 'For sure, he's a good rider and for sure he's a very fast man so he would be perfect for Ferrari'. I asked Gary Anderson what he thought about these rumours and he said 'Hurdy gurdy nerdy Guinness' before we lost him to a screaming V8 because his microphone is shit.

Felipe Massa's dad responded to the news by waving his arms around in the air like a five year old, while Felipe Massa went into a dark room and hasn't come out since. Speaking to the BBC, Wiggins had this to say: 'Well I'm very flattered to have these suggestions. I like riding quickly and a Ferrari is quite quick. I'd only do it if my Team Sky team-mates could join me though'. He was last seen heading in the direction of Fernando Alonso's house with a death threat. Meanwhile the BBC executives were fuming at someone mentioning their rival broadcaster live on air.

I will of course bring you more news as when I get it.